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Artist:Da Yoopers
Taken from the album NAKED ELVES IN COWBOY BOOTS by Da Yoopers
Album:NAKED ELVES IN COWBOY BOOTS
Track:I WANT A RINKY DINKY DOODAD
 
Date Added:18/10/2007
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Views:357
 
Lyrics:I WANT A RINKY DINKY DOODAD FOR CHRISTMAS I DO
MY FRIENDS AT SCHOOL ALL WANT ONE TOO
I
WANT A RINKY DINKY DOODAD FOR CHRISTMAS
IT’S EXCELLENT, AWESOME, AND COOL

HEY
DAD,
YES SON,
DID YOU GO SHOPKO?
I WAS IN LINE FOR A WEEK, AND THEY HAVE NO MORE

HEY MOM,
YES DEAR,
DID YOU GO KMART?
YES AND I BARELY SURVIVED
THERE
WAS NO PLACE TO PARK SO I PARKED ACROSS TOWN
AND WHEN I GOT INSIDE I WAS NEARLY KNOCKED DOWN

BY THE EYE GOUGING, CART STEALING, HAIR PULLING MOB
THEN A MESSAGE CAME OVER THE
INTERCOM


ATTENTION KMART SHOPPERS, BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL IN TOY
DEPARTMENT ON
RINKY STINKY DOO DUMS. OR WHATEVER... 40% OFF NEXT FIVE MINUTES ONLY

LADIES SCREAMING,
PURSES BASHING, CHILDREN CRYING, CARTS ARE CRASHING, SHOPPERS TO AND FRO ARE DASHING, BLUE LIGHT
SPECIAL, PRICES SLASHING,
EVERY YEAR THIS CHRISTMAS MADNESS,
GOT TO GIVE THE GIFT OF
GLADNESS, OVER THERE I SEE THE LAST ONE, GOT TO GET THERE BE THE FAST ONE,
OH MY GOD,
THERE’S ONE MORE LEFT AND I’VE GOT IT!

SO DID YOU GET ME ONE MOM?
YES, NO
DEAR, BUT YOU’LL HAVE TO WAIT TILL CHRISTMAS MORNING TO FIND OUT

YIPPIE!!!!!
I
GOT A RINKY, DINKY, DOODAD FOR CHRISTMAS I DID
I JUST CAN’T WAIT TO TELL ALL THE KIDS

I GOT A RINKY, DINKY, DOODAD FOR CHRISTMAS (....STOP)

SON,
YES DAD,

SORRY BUT WE’LL HAVE TO SEND MR. RINKY BACK
WHY DAD?
BECAUSE MR. DOODADS BEEN
CHEWING
CHILDREN'S TOES OFF, SO THEY'VE BEEN RECALLED.
OH, THAT’S OK DAD, CAUSE WHAT I
REALLY WANT IS EVEN MORE BETTER...
WELL, WHAT IS IT SON? A NEW FOOTBALL, A BIKE, A

COMPUTER GAME?

I WANT A SUPER YOOPER (parents groan), BING BOING FOR CHRISTMAS I
DO
MY FRIENDS AT SCHOOL ALL WANT ONE TOO
A SUPER YOOPER BING BOING FOR CHRISTMAS

IT’S EXCELLENT, AWESOME AND COOL
 
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