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Artist:Da Yoopers
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Album:One Can short of a Six Pack
Track:ONE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS
 
Date Added:18/10/2007
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Views:431
 
Lyrics:1. IT'S ONE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS
I'M CRABBY AND I'M BROKE
I'M SO FULL OF HAM AND
FRUITCAKE
I THINK I'M GONNA CROAK
IT'S NICE TO SEE THE RELATIVES
I WONDER WHEN
THEY'LL LEAVE
THE'VE BEEN CAMPING IN MY BATHROOM
SINCE EARLY CHRISTMAS EVE
2.
THEY'RE EATING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT
AND SLEEPING IN MY BED
I BEEN SACKED OUT IN THE
BASEMENT
WITH MY BEAGLE FRED
THE RELATIVES HAVE ALL GONE OUT
AND LEFT THEIR
SCREAMING BRATS
THE TOILET BOWL IS ALL CLOGGED UP
AND I CAN'T FIND THE CAT


CHORUS:
IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AT MY HOUSE
THE RELATIVES ARE HERE
THEY
EAT ME OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME
AND DRINK UP ALL MY BEER
I LOVE THE DECORATIONS
AND
THE SLEIGH BELLS IN THE SNOW
BUT I WISH THOSE PESKY RELATIVES
WOULD TAKE THEIR KIDS AND
GO HOME

3. THOSE COOKIE CRUNCHERS FED THE DOG
A TWENTY POUND RIB ROAST
HIS
FEET ARE STICKING IN THE AIR
LIKE SKINNY OLD FENCE POSTS
NOW THEY'RE IN A FREE FOR ALL

THE GIRLS AGAINST THE BOYS
THEY'RE FIGHTING OVER BOXES
'CAUSE THEY'RE BORED WITH
ALL THEIR TOYS

4. MY MOTHER-IN-LAW IS SNORING
IN MY FAVORITE TV CHAIR
THOSE
KIDS ARE STRINGING LIGHTS ON HER
AND TINSELING HER HAIR
I OUGHTA WAKE HER UP BEFORE

THE FIREWORKS BEGIN
BUT I WANNA SEE THOSE BLUE SPARKS FLY
WHEN THEY PLUG HER IN


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