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Artist:Da Yoopers
Taken from the album Yoop it Up by Da Yoopers
Album:Yoop it Up
Track:DIARRHEA
 
Date Added:18/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:345
 
Lyrics:1. I KNOW IT'S GETTING LATE
AND I KNOW WE HAD A DATE LUCIA
I HATE TO MAKE YOU WAIT

CAUSE IT WOULD BE SO GREAT TO SEE YA
TEARS FALL FROM MY EYES
AND I MUST APOLOGIZE
LUCIA
I’LL HAVE TO STAY AT HOME
SO I CALLED YOU ON THE PHONE
CAUSE I'M STUCK
HERE ON THE THRONE
WITH DIARRHEA
I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY GAS
SO I WENT AND LET ONE
PASS
THEN I STOOD THERE IN A TRANCE
AS I FILLED MY BRAND NEW PANTS

2. MY
MOTHER BROUGHT ME SOUP
BUT IT ONLY MADE ME POOP LUCIA
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE ATE

BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE A GREAT IDEA
YOU KNOW IT REALLY HURTS
WHEN YOU GOT THE
HERSHEY SQUIRTS LUCIA
THERE'S NO PAPER TO BE SEEN
SO I USED PEOPLE MAGAZINE
AND
IT MAKES ME WANNA SCREAM
DIARRHEA

I LOVE YOU DEAR WITH ALL MY HEART
BUT I
CAN'T GO OUT WITH LIQUID FARTS
I WOULDN'T HAVE TO BREAK OUR DATE
IF ONLY I COULD
CONSTIPATE

3. I KNOW YOU GOT THE HOTS
BUT I REALLY GOT THE TROTS LUCIA

THERE'S NO NEED TO SCREAM AND SHOUT
CAUSE TOMORROW WE'LL GO OUT I GUARANTEE YA
I
KNOW YOU NEED YOUR MAN
SO I CAME UP WITH A PLAN LUCIA
I’LL TAKE A CORK AND SUPER GLUE

POUND IT IN THERE WITH MY SHOE
AND THEN I’LL BE ALL THROUGH
WITH DIARRHEA
 
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