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Artist:Da Yoopers
Taken from the album Yoop it Up by Da Yoopers
Album:Yoop it Up
Track:Beer Gut
 
Date Added:18/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:306
 
Lyrics:1. MY UNCLE HAD A BEER GUT
THAT WEIGHED TWO HUNDRED POUNDS
HE USED A WHEELBARROW

TO HAUL IT INTO TOWN
THEY TREAT HIM LIKE A KING
WHEN HE WALKS INTO WOODY’S BAR

HIS BEER GUT PAYS FOR LIGHTS AND HEAT
AND WOODY’S BRAND NEW CAR
2. NUDSIE GOT A
BEER GUT
THAT GETS BIGGER EVERY YEAR
SINCE NUDSIE GAVE UP LIFTING WEIGHTS
AND
STARTING HOISTING BEERS
HE WAS LYING ON THE BEACH ONE DAY
THE SUN KEPT GETTING HOTTER

SOME SAVE THE WHALE FREAKS CAME
AND DRAGGED HIM BACK INTO THE WATER

CHORUS:

BEER GUTS OF AMERICA
STAND UP IF YOU CAN
STICK OUT YOUR BIG BEER GUT
AND
HOIST A COOL ONE IN YOUR HAND
YOUR BEER GUT IS YOUR BUDDY
ITS A FRIEND WHO'S ALWAYS
NEAR
AND ALL YOU EVER HAVE TO DO
IS FEED IT LOTS OF BEER

3. MUNGO DRANK A
PONY KEG
AT DROOPY AHO’S WEDDING
HIS EYES WENT ROLLING ROUND AND ROUND
AND
THEN HE STARTED SWEATING
HE TRIPPED ON DUCK AND FUZZ
'CAUSE THEY WERE PASSED OUT ON THE
FLOOR
HE LANDED ON HIS BEER GUT
AND HE BOUNCED RIGHT OUT THE DOOR

4. I TOOK
MY DATE INTO THE SAUNA
AND ON THE BENCH WE SAT
SHE POINTED AND SHE SAID
“I
NEVER SEEN ONE BIG AS THAT"
SHE HELD IT AND SHE STROKED IT
AND SHE TOLD ME WITH A SMILE

BODY BUILDERS MAKE ME SICK
BUT BEER GUTS DRIVE ME WILD

(REPEAT CHORUS)
 
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