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Artist:Cledus T. Judd
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Track:Psychic to the Stars
Date Added:18/10/2007
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Lyrics:Cledus T. JuddFreddy WellerBruce Burch, Cledus Crap AnthemsLa-Po Music, Inc (SESAC)Young World
Music, Inc. (BMI)Care TakerForay Music administered by EMI Music (SESAC)

I was starin a
hole through CMT
Watchin everybody else who'd been waitin for me
I thought by now I'd been a
household name
After all I had If Shania was mine
And though Bigger Than the Beatles got
played all the time
Them funny videos why there's my claim to fame

Now all of a sudden
there's a slew of comedians
Foxworthy…Bill Engvall and back comes Ray Stevens
right there's some real competition
I started getting a little bit paranoid
Heck if this
keeps up I'll be unemployed
Then out of the blue it came to me in a

Now I'm the psychic to the stars
They call me up from wherever they
I'm always over-booked
Lord my phone rings off the hook
I'm the psychic to the

Ha ha
I told Tim and Faith they ought to tie the knot
Why you think Deana
Carter's so hot
Boy I'd shave my legs for a sip of that Strawberry Wine
When Mindy
McCready's on my caller ID
I'd take her call immediately
Ten Thousand Angels couldn't get me
off of that line
Garth Brooks called dang near a hundred times
But I was too busy consultin'
Leann Rimes
Trying to predict the number of albums she sold…last night
I had Brooks
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