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Artist:Cledus T. Judd
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Album:Unknown
Track:Hankenstein
 
Date Added:18/10/2007
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Lyrics:Christopher Clark, Of Music (ASCAP)

HANKENSTEIN

Midnight in Montgomery
Full
moon shining on a shack
For a country music legend is about to be brought back
Cledus got
the idea from the late night creature feature
And figured he would foller a similar
procedure

HANKENSTEIN

Now laid on the table is the body of a man
In a white
suit
Cowboy boots
And a guitar in his hand

He's hooked up to a tractor with a set
of jumper cables
And if anything could start a cold cold heart a John Deere should be
able.

HANKENSTEIN

Now what's about to happen here is nothin' less than
shockin
With a record player in the corner blaring Hey Good Lookin'
That foot began to tap
along with that old 45
And you can hear old Cledus yelling UH OH HE'S
ALIVE!!!!!

CHORUS:
HANKENSTEIN
He's a honky-tonkin monster
HANKENSTEIN
He's
a honky-tonkin monster
HANKENSTEIN
He's a honky-tonkin monster
HANKENSTEIN

In
no time Hankenstein was mo-anin' the blues
And Cledus has decided it's time to spread the
news
They'll hit the road and put on shows all over the nation
Yeah, he's gonna be the next
country music sensation

HANKENSTEIN

Everyone still loves to hear the tale of old
Kawliga
And they all sing and dance when he cuts loose on Jambalaya
Playing on the Opry
stage was his final test
Now Hankenstein has become a monster
success

CHORUS

Lovesick in a hotel on the Mason Dixon Line
Hankenstein is
sitting there so lonesome he could cry
He's had it with the life he leads singing all them
tunes
Now he's out there somewhere honky tonkin howlin at the
moon

CHORUS

HANKENSTEIN -ac
 
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