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Artist:Cledus T. Judd
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Album:Unknown
Track:Hillbilly Honeymoon
 
Date Added:18/10/2007
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Views:546
 
Lyrics:Bruce BurchFreddie WellerCledus T. Judd, ForayCaretaker Music (BMI)Young World Music, Inc.
(BMI)Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)

Been together four years and have five kids
So we did
the right thing and finally got hitched
We tracked down the preacher after altar call
And
proceeded to the VFW Hall
When he said Cledus T. do you take (Debra Liz ???)
I stuttered I
do knowin' I done did
The wedding cake was Moon Pie stacked three tiers
And the punch bowl
flowed with Falstaff Beer
Now that's about as swanky as this town gets
For they don't throw
rice heck they threw GRITS
No stretch limousine, just a full sized van
But at least we was
headed to the promised land

On our hillbilly honeymoon
No champagne caviar or Cordon
Bleu…
A can of Vienna Sausage and a Mountain Dew
And soda pop too
On our
hillbilly honeymoon
Spent all our money on pay per view
Didn't need Playboy to get in the
mood
Just a roller derby wrasslin and a Rambo II
And III and IV
I was up in the
room
On our hillbilly honeymoon

Well after a while things simmered down
So we got
dressed up for a night on the town
There ain't nothing too good for my sweetheart
Took a
romantic stroll through the Super Wal*Mart
We got back wanting some fancy cuisine
We bought
out the whole dern vending machine

MMM MMM good

On our hillbilly honeymoon
No
dainty little plates of finger food
Just M
 
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