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Artist:Cledus T. Judd
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Track:Did I Shave My Back for This?
 
Date Added:18/10/2007
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Lyrics:Parody Of Did I Shave My Legs For This? by Deana Carter (Deana CarterRhonda Hart) PolyGram
(ASCAP)Door Number Two Music (ASCAP)Miller Moo (BMI).
New lyrics by Cledus T. JuddChris
ClarkAdam Dread, Cledus Crap AnthemsLa-Po Music, Inc. (SESAC)Of Music, Inc. (ASCAPMan Of Leisure
Music (BMI)

A mason jar full of shine
A CD of Leann Rhimes
Is what I bought for our
anniversary tonight
Now here I stand with my petunias in hand
And you've got a headache
again

I hit a yard sale cut my toenails
Trimmed my nose hairs just right
I thought
you'd be impressed
By my new hunting vest
But there's no chance tonight

It ain't
the first time this year
It'll be the TV and beer
I about forgot what's its like to be
here
As I sleep on the floor
While she sniffles and snores
Did I shave my back for
this

Oh man Aww woo
This things duller than a dag burn butter knife

Now I'll
bet she'll regret
That she didn't let
Me take her to that motel with a pool
You know its
so hard to find
Free HBO and Showtime
And them vibrating beds sure are cool

I
souped up my RV
Fired up my Flobee
Trimmed my toupee just right
I tried self tanning
cream it turned my skin green
Uh you know the directions uh said that it might

Well its
a mystery to me
Why she don't like Cledus T.
Most find me hard to resist
I'm wearing my
brand new drawers
And wondering what the heck for
Did I shave my back for
this

DEE-ANNA
Did I shave my back for this
Ohh ohh ohh
(Coughs)
 
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