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Artist:Cledus T. Judd
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Track:Did I Shave My Back for This?
Date Added:18/10/2007
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Lyrics:Parody Of Did I Shave My Legs For This? by Deana Carter (Deana CarterRhonda Hart) PolyGram
(ASCAP)Door Number Two Music (ASCAP)Miller Moo (BMI).
New lyrics by Cledus T. JuddChris
ClarkAdam Dread, Cledus Crap AnthemsLa-Po Music, Inc. (SESAC)Of Music, Inc. (ASCAPMan Of Leisure
Music (BMI)

A mason jar full of shine
A CD of Leann Rhimes
Is what I bought for our
anniversary tonight
Now here I stand with my petunias in hand
And you've got a headache

I hit a yard sale cut my toenails
Trimmed my nose hairs just right
I thought
you'd be impressed
By my new hunting vest
But there's no chance tonight

It ain't
the first time this year
It'll be the TV and beer
I about forgot what's its like to be
As I sleep on the floor
While she sniffles and snores
Did I shave my back for

Oh man Aww woo
This things duller than a dag burn butter knife

Now I'll
bet she'll regret
That she didn't let
Me take her to that motel with a pool
You know its
so hard to find
Free HBO and Showtime
And them vibrating beds sure are cool

souped up my RV
Fired up my Flobee
Trimmed my toupee just right
I tried self tanning
cream it turned my skin green
Uh you know the directions uh said that it might

Well its
a mystery to me
Why she don't like Cledus T.
Most find me hard to resist
I'm wearing my
brand new drawers
And wondering what the heck for
Did I shave my back for

Did I shave my back for this
Ohh ohh ohh
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