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Artist:Cledus T. Judd
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Album:Unknown
Track:If Shania Was Mine
 
Date Added:18/10/2007
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Views:797
 
Lyrics:Parody of Any Man Of Mine by Shania Twain (S. TwainR. Lange) Loon Echo Music (BMI)Zomba Enterprises
(ASCAP)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Cris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)Chris Clark Publishing
Designee.

This is what Cledus T. wants...

If Shania was mine
Wouldn't be
proud of me
Couldn't hardly blame her
Cuz I'm so derned ugly
But on our first
date
We could have a good time
If I got her on the moonshine

If Shania was
mine
Say it fit just right
Though my polyester suit was just a little too tight
And
there's no way
I'd have a bad hair day
Cuz I'd buy a new toupee'

Oh, I'd love to
seduce her
But she married her producer
Now all I do is pray, pray, pray!
She'll get a
deevorce someday

If Shania was mine
I'd probably lose my mind
If she only squeezed
me, teased me
Pleased me one good time
And if she only knew
All the things I'd
do
I'd be the lawn mowin, crop growin
Tater peelin, house cleanin kind
If Shania was
mine

Ha huh

If Shania was mine
She'd have to agree
Can't no one cook road
kill better than me
Add a dozen mountain oysters and some old fatback
She'd say
 
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