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Artist:Cledus T. Judd
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Track:You Have No Right To Remain Violent
 
Date Added:18/10/2007
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Views:463
 
Lyrics:Parody to You Have The Right To Remain Silent by Perfect Stranger (Cal SweatBrando Sweat), Co-Heart
Music (BMI)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)Chris Clark
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Well, I asked you to dance
Now my nose is broken
Must've said
somethin' wrong
Gosh, I was just jokin'
But it's hard not to cry
With a gussied up
eye
My face sprayed with mace

If ya didn't wanna dance
You could've just said
so
And if I'd only ducked fast
Then I wouldn't have bled so
Do you think there's a
chance
You could call an ambulance?
Oh God, I'm in pain

You have no right to remain
violent
That kick to my crotch
Uh, that was very uncalled for
You continued to beat and
beat me
'Till I was black and blue
I've been wantin' you
But not any longer
'Cause
it's brutally clear
That you're so much stronger
I'm madder than fire
My jaws are both
wired
One hell of a date

I didn't know my bladder had failed me
Until I looked down
at my pants
I think I'm in desperate need of hospitalization
But I ain't got no danged
insurance

You have no right to remain violent
That kick to my crotch
Uh, that was
very uncalled for
You continued to beat and beat me
'Till I was black and blue
I've been
wantin' you
But not any longer
'Cause it's brutally clear
That you're so much
stronger
'Cause I'm madder than fire
My jaws is both wired
That's one hell of a
date

I bought a camcorder
Got a restrainin' order
Now lay you're hands on
me

I guess that's what you get when you ask a perfect stranger
 
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