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Viewing Lyrics for Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer:

Artist:Cledus T. Judd
No album artwork found
Album:Unknown
Track:Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer
 
Date Added:18/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:360
 
Lyrics:Mac Anally
Beginner Music (ASCAP)

Rumors emanating
From the North to all the
Poles
Outsiders speculating
Who's designing Santa's clothes
He's the newest face in
Christmas
And soon the world will know
That Rudolph's nose
Is not the only reindeer
appendage that glows...

CHORUS
Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer
Heaven
help Santa should he call him queer

He's standing tall
Against the wall
Of
prejudice and fear
He's Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer

Well he came out of
the forest
And that's why he's on the news
And ever since that legislation's changed
Now
they can't make poor Stephon
Join in all those stupid stupid reindeer
games

CHORUS

Prancer up in front of him
He's got Blitzen to the rear
He's
Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer

He's embarrassed by his antlers
He retains
progesterone
And in his mind he looks like Doris Day
And if the health plan springs for
surgery
Some day
You know he really may

CHORUS

He's standing
tall
Against the wall
Of prejudice and fear
He's Stephon the alternative lifestyle
reindeer

Affirmative reaction
The world is on it's ear
Hey that speech that Jesse
Jackson made
Brought Rush Limbaugh to tears
And he'll go down in history
For months or
even years
He's Stephon
(Stephon)
The alternative lifestyle reindeer.
 
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