|Lyrics:||(Cledus T. JuddDeana CarterRhonda Hart) |
A Mason jar full of shine; a CD of LeAnn Rimes.
Is what I bought for our anniversary tonight.
Now here I stand, with my Petunias in hand.
And you've got a headache again.
I hit a yard sale, cut my toenails,
nose hairs just right.
I thought you'd be impressed, by my new huntin' vest,
no chance tonight.
It ain't the first time this year; it'll be TV and beer.
forgot what it's like to be kissed.
As I sleep on the floor, while she sniffles and snores.
Did I shave my back for this?
Ow, this things duller than a dead blade butter knife.
Now I bet she'll regret the fact that she didn't let,
Me take her to that motel with
You know it's so hard to find free HBO and Showtime.
And them vibratin' beds sure
I souped up the RV, fired up my flowbe,
Trimmed my toupee just right.
Tried self-tanning cream, it turned my skin green,
Er, you know the directions said that
Well it's a mystery to me, why she don't like Cledus T.
Most find me hard
I'm wearin' my brand new drawers, and wonderin' what the heck for!
Did I shave
my back for this?
Deanna, did I shave my back for this?
Ooh ooh ooh.