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Artist:Cledus T. Judd
Taken from the album Miscellaneous by Cledus T. Judd
Album:Miscellaneous
Track:Wives Do It All The Time (Parody Girls Do It All The Time -
 
Date Added:18/10/2007
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Views:468
 
Lyrics:(Kim Tribble/Bobby Whiteside/Barry Poole/James Beavers)

Oh Gosh, here we go again.
A
fella can't get no rest around this joint.

Well, she got up this morning at six
a.m.,
She was as grumpy as can be.
Not a chance of sleepin' late,
'Cos she started
vacuuming.
Said: "Get your lazy butt up Cledus,
"You gotta take me to the Mall.

"Don't forget to bring them credit cards,
"'Cos I'm a'gonna use 'em all."

Wives do
it all the time,
We can't meet all their demands.
A bunch a female General
Schwarzkopfs,
A' barkin' off their commands.
They spend all our money, it's a
mystery,
How us menfolk can survive.
(Oh why do we? Can't tell if they break a nail).

Wives do it, all the time.

Oh, her make up's scattered all over the place,
And the
bathroom's a cloud of dust.
Didn't leave no gas in my pick up,
And she hates the way I get
my hair cut.
You know you sure are a cold one, baby,
You get green with jealousy,

When I steal your Victoria Sacred,
Or watch Mindy on CMT.

Wives do it all the
time,
We can't meet all their demands.
You know they lose all their sweetness,
When
we give 'em that wedding band.
They spend all our money, it's a mystery,
How us menfolk
can survive.
(Well, they never fail, to find a sale.)
Wives do it, all the time.


Well, she might just get frisky tonight,
So I won't get no-where near her.
And if
she says: "Coyte, come on to bed,"
I'll pretend that I don't hear her.
OOOOOh.


They spend all our money, it's a mystery,
How us menfolk can survive.
(Beats all I ever
saw, they'll bite rough to sore.)
Wives do it, all the time.

Yeah, wives do
it.
All the time, all the time.

Wives do it.
All the time, all the time.


Wives do it.
All the time, all the time.

Yeah, wives do it.
Mine does it
all the time.
 
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