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Artist:Wainwright Loudon
Taken from the album Miscellaneous by Wainwright Loudon
Album:Miscellaneous
Track:I Wish I Was A Lesbian
 
Date Added:18/10/2007
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Views:518
 
Lyrics:I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come
and go,
And all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo!
I wish I were a
lesbian and not a hetero!

I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight.
I'd
sleep with women only. Man, it would be great.
I'd throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn't want to
mate.
I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn't straight!

I wish I were a lesbian,
I'd like to be a dyke.
I'd sleep with k.d. lang. Mel Gibson, take a hike!
I think it would
be nice to love someone who was alike.
I wish I was a lesbian, I'd like to be a
dyke!

I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung.
It shouldn't really
matter how somebody is hung.
Other things are more important- like how you use your
tongue!
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung!

I DARE Casey Kasem to
play this!

I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with
men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo
(I
hate that machis'mo!)
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero
 
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