|Lyrics:||Once I had a friend called Oliver Twisted,|
Who used to think he was a brand and gifted,
Stupendisly handsome, Beautifully smart,
He had no heart.
On his own he was all
He wanted more than he ever got.
Once I had a friend called Oliver
Who took life so slow that he occasionally missed it,
never on his brain, he had no brain.
Once I had a friend called Oliver Twisted,
lived on the edge or so he insisted,
Inteligently careless, hated rock and roll, he had no