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Artist:Ogden Skip
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Album:Miscellaneous
Track:Dear Ex Wife
 
Date Added:18/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:485
 
Lyrics:Copyright 1989,1997

Well you've wondered about my dear ex-wife
And what she's all
about
I can sum her up in about 500 words
But I'll probably have to swear and
shout
She's got blood-shot eyes and a curly tail
And a sniffling, running snout
Well
I hate to dismay but I'd be better off gay
And this is all I can
say

CHORUS:
She's a two bit, low down, hoe down, lard ass, nasty two-timing
bitch
She's big and dumb and her brain is dumb and her mother is a witch
She's a stupid,
ugly, money hungry, shameless rotten hussey bitch
I wish they's take her away, I wish it more
every day
I don't deserve to be treated this way

Well I put her through school but
she forgot all the rules
That we made in the past
Soon as she graduated, premeditated, she
dumped me on my ass
She said with a grin, "Looks like I done you in
Now get your butt of
my property fast"
Her mother said, "oy vay, you best go away, I never liked you
anyway"

Chorus

She got the house and the dog and the waterbed
The TV and
the VCR
She got the kids and the frige and the video games
Not to even mention that
car
I got child support bills and a case of the chills
and her tab at her bar
I'd
like to end it today, but there ain't no way
Cause there/s bills I'm still trying to
pay

Chorus
Chorus

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