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Artist:Offspring
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Track:WRONG FOOT AMPUTATED
 
Date Added:18/10/2007
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Views:342
 
Lyrics:The doctor had confesion
He tried to cure my disease
I was sweatin on the way to the
op room
Getting sedatives to put me at ease

They put me on a gurney in a
hospital gown
They give me anesthetic and they strap my legs down
"You won't feel a
thing," is what the doctor told me
We're gonna whack it off, whack it off, whack it off,
whack it off...
HEY!!!

Man, you must be kidding me
Take a look! (He got
the wrong foot amputated)
Hey!!!... You shoulda cut they other knee
Take a bow! (You
got the wrong foot amputated)

Hey-ay, that leg was fine
You mean to tell me

that this stuff happens all the ti-ime
Hey-ay! This ain't my day!

--

"Ok, Mr. Johnson, I see you're here for the irreversable vasectomy."
"aryuhugh?"

"Well, we'll just get you shaved right here. This might sting a little."
"noooononooo"

--

Don't wanna hear no excuses
Its already too late
Don't try to
say I got a two for one sale
A woman that I know when through a similar fate
She came
in for a checkup and they tied up her tubes
Another one had cancer and they took the wrong
boob

The other leg was sick and was the one with gangreen
Why didn't they
whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off...
HEY!!!

Man, you must
be kidding me
Take a look! (He got the wrong foot amputated)
Hey!!!... You shoulda cut
they other knee
Take a bow! (He's getting pretty aggrevated)

Hey-ay, that leg
was fine
You mean to tell me
that this stuff happens all the ti-ime
Hey-ay!
This ain't my day!
 
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