|Lyrics:||Ladies and gentlemen |
Welcome to the disclaimer
That's right the disclaimer
This American apple pie institution
Known as parental discretion
Will cleanse any
sense of innuendo or sarcasm
From the lyrics that might actually make you think
will also insult your intelligence at the same time
So protect your family.
album contains explicit depictions
Of things which are real.
These real things are
commonly known as life.
So, if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously.
Do not try this at home or at all.
And if it offends you, just
don't listen to it