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Artist:Macc Lads
Taken from the album Beer N Sex N Chips N Gravy by Macc Lads
Album:Beer N Sex N Chips N Gravy
Track:The Lads From Macc
 
Date Added:18/10/2007
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Views:469
 
Lyrics:Ten pints of Boddies and a barley wine,
We've got to make the Bear's Head before closing
time.
We're the Macc Lads, we were born in a pub,
We like us ale and we like us
grub,
We're the Macc Lads and we ain't fuckin' puffs.

We're the Lads from
Macc,
We want some crack,
We're the Lads from Macc, alright?

Now before we go
out shaggin' the night,
We drive around insulting every bugger in sight,
Hre's and old
bag, just the job,
Right lads, lets get ready wi' gob,
Stanly Ogden? He's a fuckin'
slob.

We're the Lads from Macc,
We want some crack,
We're the Lads from
Macc.

We're the Macc Lads, we're fuckin' rough,
We like us ale, we can't get
enough,
We're the Macc Lads and we ain't fuckin' puffs.

We're the Lads from
Macc,
We want some crack,
We're the Lads from Macc, alright?

Get your gob
'round me knob,
Get your teeth 'round me beef,
Get your lipsies 'round me
titsies,
Get your smackers 'round me knackers,
Get your gums 'round me brums,
Talk to
me pork,
Get your smackers round me knackers.

Alright my son?

We're the
Lads from Macc,
We want some crack,
We're the Lads from Macc, alright?

(Repeat
x2)



Beer 'n' Sex 'n' Chips 'n' Gravy

Clean me teeth, put on
me best clobber,
Tonight's the night I'm going fer knob 'er,
Vaxhaull Vivas all covered
in rust,
But you can't fuck yer bird on a 29 bus,

One, two, one two three
four,
Beer 'n' sex 'n' chips 'n' gravy
It's all a Macc Lad wants,
Beer 'n' sex 'n'
chips 'n' gravy,
Tasty bit of cunt.

So gerrup off the floor,
Finish yer chips,
we're gonna go sup some more.

I pulled a punt down the fox 'n' grapes,
A game of
darts an' a lot of beer,
I said "can you hold your liquor love?"
She said "yes I can,
always by the ears."

Beer and sex and chips and gravy,
Tasty birrov cunt,
Beer
and sex and chips and gravy,
It's all a Macc Lad wants.

I've told you once
before,
Gerrup off the floor,
Finish yer chips, we're gonna go sup some
more...

Beer and sex and chips and gravy,
Beer and sex and chips and
gravy,
Beer and sex and chips and gravy,
Beer and sex and chips and gravy,
Beer and
sex and chips and gravy.

Treat yer women like toilets,
The're happy while you're
abusing them,
But toilets don't follow yer 'round,
When you've finished using
them

One two three four,

Beer and sex and chips and gravy,
Beer and sex
and chips and gravy,
Gerrit down yer necks.

Beer an' sex an' sex an'
gravy..
(fade out
 
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