|Lyrics:||Pint after pint after pint after pint we sup,|
Crack after crack after crack after crack we
There's a pink giving me the wink,
And she'll make me finger stink,
it's all this beer they make me drink.
Tab after tab after tab after tab we
Tart after tart after tart after tart we poke,
I'm getting intimate with
I think it's all this crack they make me shag.
Me belly's hanging lower,
Me knob drags along the floor,
think it's all this beer they make me drink