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Artist:Macc Lads
Taken from the album From Beer To Eternity by Macc Lads
Album:From Beer To Eternity
Track:Alton Towers
 
Date Added:18/10/2007
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Views:383
 
Lyrics:Fucking right.

Bank holiday Monday,
By Sunday I was....
So let's fuck off to
Alton Towers.
One or two, quite a few in the queue for the bumper cars.
Fit crack on the
lake but her mate's got a flabby arse.
So let's hit the bars....

Where's the fucking
pub?
Where's the fucking ale?
We don't want to queue for the mono-fucking
rail.
Where's the fucking crack?
There's middle aged mums with big fabby
bums.

Black hole queue's past the entrance gate now,
Well, I've been with Sweatty
Betty and it's not worth the wait.
No!
I wouldn't stand in a queue for all the tea in
China,
I'd rather pump the S up me deck top's vagina,
Sarah the dog.

Where's
the fucking pub?
Where's the fucking ale?
We don't want to queue for the mono-fucking
rail.
Where's the fucking crack?
There's middle aged mums with big fabby
bums.

Fuck cunt wank shit.


Where's the fucking pub?
Where's the
fucking ale?
We don't want to queue for the mono-fucking rail.
(Repeat to end
 
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